Soon, the weather turned very cold. At last, the sole remaining sparrow reluctantly decided to fly south. Soon after, ice began to form on its wings and the poor little bird fell to the ground near a barnyard, and almost frozen.
The sparrow thought this was the end. As it prepared to take the last breath, a cow passed by and crapped on the little bird. The sparrow now thought this was really the end, but the manure, somehow warmed it up and defrosted its wings.
Warm and happy and able to breathe again, the sparrow began to sing. The barnyard cat, hearing the chirping, came to investigate. When the cat cleared away the manure, it found the sparrow, and wasted no time feasting upon it.
1. Everyone who shits on you is not always your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of shit is not necessarily your friend.
3. If you’re warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!