Three Answers Men Fear The Most 男人最怕的三个答案

男人最怕的三个答案 Three Answers Men Fear The Most
(1)随便

男:今天晚上咱们吃什么?
女:随便。

男:吃火锅吧。
女:不行,吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。

男:要不咱们吃川菜。
女:昨天刚吃的川菜,今天又吃……

男:那咱们吃海鲜去?
女:海鲜不好,吃了拉肚子。

男:那你说吃什么?
女:随便。

(1) Whatever

Man:     What to have for dinner?
Woman: Whatever.

Man:     Why not we have steamboat?
Woman: Don't want lah, eat steamboat later got pimples on my face.

Man:     Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine.
Woman: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?

Man:     Hmm… I suggest we have seafood.
Woman: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhoea.

Man:     Then what do you suggest?
Woman: Whatever.

(2)都行

男:那咱们现在到底做什么?
女:都行。

男:看电影怎么样?很久没看电影了。
女:电影有啥好看的,耽误时间。

男:那打保龄球,运动运动?
女:大热天的运什么动啊,不嫌累啊?

男:那找个咖啡店坐坐,喝点水。
女:喝咖啡影响睡眠。

男:那你说干什么?
女:都行。

(2) Anything

Man:     So what shall we do now?
Woman: Anything.

Man:     How about watching movie? For a long time we didn’t watch movie.
Woman: Watching movie no good lah, waste time only.

Man:     How about we play bowling, do some exercise?
Woman: Exercise in such a hot day? You don’t feel tired meh?

Man:     Then find a café and have a drink.
Woman: Drink coffee will affect my sleep.

Man:     Then what do you suggest?
Woman: Anything.

(3)看你

男:那咱们干脆回家好了。
女:看你。

男:坐公车吧,我送你。
女:公车又脏又挤,算了吧。

男:那就打车走。
女:这么近的路不划算。

男:那走路好了,散散步?
女:空着肚子散哪门子步啊?

男:那你想怎么着啊?
女:看你。

男:那就先吃饭?
女:随便。

男:吃什么?
女:都行。

(看看四下无人,杀了她…)

(3) You decide

Man:     Then we just go home loh.
Woman: You decide.

Man:     Let’s take bus, I will accompany you.
Woman: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want lah.

Man:     Ok we will take Taxi.
Woman: Not worth it lah… for such a short distance.

Man:     Alright, then we walk loh. Take a slow walk.
Woman: What? Walk with empty stomach?

Man:     Then what do you suggest?
Woman: You decide.

Man:     Let's have dinner first.
Woman: Whatever.

Man:     Eat what?
Woman: Anything.

(Look around, see no one around, kill her…)

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